The Signature Mascot
Timeless wardrobe essentials crafted from heavy 240 GSM organic piqué cotton, finished with our signature miniature highland calf chest embroidery.
100%
Organic Cotton
12,500
Direct Stitches
5
Colorways
The Classic Piqué Polo
Classic Navy • Direct Chest Embroidery • Shell Buttons
The Signature Collection
Direct chest calf embroidery across five foundation colorways. Crafted from 240 GSM heavy organic piqué knit.
Pure white organic piqué with warm caramel mascot embroidery.
Deep midnight navy with golden caramel mascot embroidery.
Rich racing green with warm contrast mascot embroidery.
Athletic melange grey piqué with crisp mascot stitching.
Deep solid black cotton with vibrant embroidered mascot.
Special Editions
Heavyweight outerwear and wool accessories featuring our premium woven and bullion badge emblems.
Crafted from brushed Scottish lambswool with tartan trim and a direct circular woven calf crest badge.
Heavy charcoal melton wool felt jacket with horn buttons and square woven label patch on left chest pocket.
The Philosophy
Designer Cows was created on a simple premise: that high-quality, everyday essentials should be comfortable, durable, and not take themselves too seriously.
Our fluffy hornless calf emblem is stitched with over 12,000 individual threads directly into every piece—giving a discreet nod of personality to classic piqué cotton polos and wool outerwear.
100% GOTS-certified organic combed cotton.
Pre-shrunk yarns with reinforced double stitching.
30-day worldwide returns and exchanges.